BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Just remember, if you ever hate your job…
that is not where i thought this was going
That’s exactly where I thought that was going.
The thing that really ticks me off the most is that there are trans dudes who’ve said this is why they aren’t out. It isn’t something done in isolation with no effects. They are actively keeping people in the closet to make themselves feel better.
i’ve said this a few times before, but it’s such a great example:
i know somebody who is out IRL to the point where it’s been in the paper who made a decision not to be out on Tumblr, because it’s so fucked up here.
Your name is SPOOPY SKERRY and you FUCKING LOVE OCTOBER.
Your hobbies include collecting SKELETON MEMORABILIA, reading SPOOKY STORIES, and snapping PHOTOGRAPHS of GLOOMY TROLL GRAVEYARDS and posting them on your TROLLMBLR. (The more FLOATING ORBS that show up in your pictures, the better.) You have a vast collection of HILARIOUSLY AWFUL HORROR MOVIES that you watch while cramming your face with TOOTH-ROTTING SWEETS.
Your favorite activity by far, however, is TRICK-OR-TREATING. With the aid of your loyal GHOSTMOM and your trusty CANDYGOURDKIND, you venture out into the sultry dawn to bestow TRICKS and TREATS on your unsuspecting neighbors.
There are some trolls who like to tease you for your blood color, but you simply tell them that through your creepy veins flows PURE PUMPKIN SPICE, which everyone knows is the noblest of flavors.
Your Trollian handle is creepyKooky and you tend toOoOo speEeEak in a voOoOoice that quAaAaAavers.
LET’S GET THIS PARTY FUCKIN STARTED
disclaimer/spoiler: the bunny dies
about like this, but worse.
maybe i should start the Church of the Bitch Goddess of Planet Pussy, and immediately create a schism that tears the church apart over the notion that associating pussies with femininity is Problematic.
for awhile not tumblr has been really toxic for actively talking about being transgender(and a guy) for awhile now, I catch myself not responding to things or participating in conversations because I’m fairly sure nothing good will happen itsa bummer
it’s an effective reminder that this place is not safe. i tell myself that makes it less awful, but… nah. not really :/